Machinations and Overthoughts — Hello Tom, I'm going to try and do this seriously...

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Anonymous asked:

Hello Tom, I'm going to try and do this seriously and without resorting to just saying "it was bad". I would like Marvel to provide me a refund to the amount of $125 for the 5 hardcover volumes of Guardians of the Galaxy by Brian Michael Bendis. I was promised a story. You did not deliver.

brevoortformspring answered:

We did deliver a story, five of them. The fact that you didn’t like them doesn’t change that fact. You paid for the experience, you had the experience, transaction concluded.

Also–really, it took you five volumes to figure out you didn’t like it? And you want us to refund your money for all of it?

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